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November 2014

If Babies Were on Tinder

November 15, 2014

Everest, 4 months

Palm Springs

Single and ready to mingle.

Do you like piña coladas?

 

About Everest

Swipe right if you’re single and ready to mingle.

I’m a total night owl — sometimes I rock all night long! — and I’m not afraid to cry.

And cry. And cry.

And cry. And cry.

 

I’ve got a comfy Italian ride and my own driver.

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How I roll.

 

I also follow a dairy-exclusive diet (no exceptions!), and love hanging out at the gym.

Working on my six-pack.

Working on my six-pack.

 

I’m not interested in playing games, unless it’s peekaboo.

I love to laugh.

#YOLO

 

Most of all, I’m into keeping shit real.

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Too real.