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May 7, 2011

Float on

May 7, 2011

When I die and the undertaker cracks me open, I’m pretty sure sand will spill out. I’m a desert girl. My bones are made of cactus and my heart throws tumbleweeds with every beat.

So tooling around the floating villages of Lake Tonle Sap in Cambodia was a glimpse into an unfathomable life.

Here the landscape ebbs and flows, dictated by an ever-changing tide.

Not only is this the largest lake in Southeast Asia, it’s also a UNESCO-recognized biosphere.

Small villages are perched on stilts around the lake. There are floating stations for diesel, markets for essential sundries, even places of worship.

All floating, all perpetually drifting.

Twice a year, their entire world shifts as the Tonle Sap changes direction. During the dry season, about November to May, the lake drains into the Mekong River. When the rains flow again, starting in June, Tonle Sap swells up once again.

 

For the female traveler

May 7, 2011

My friend Awesome Angie came to visit me on the road and treated me to a nice hotel for a few nights in Bangkok.

This glittering boutique guesthouse was sleek, shiny and chic — the kind of place that made me feel guilty about sullying the floors with my mud-crusted, duct-taped flip-flops.

The funniest thing about the hotel, though, was that they have a separate page on their website for “female travelers.”

I do love that they actually recognized the fact that female travelers exist, because many places don’t. But the features they choose to highlight are ridiculously stereotypical things like vanity mirrors.

The site points out that “the below will be of special interest to the female traveler, single, with partner or family.”

Essentials for the Female Traveler

  • Room Service
  • Storage Space
  • Bathrobe and Bathroom Slippers
  • Separate rain shower and handheld shower
  • Bathtub with handheld shower
  • Vanity counter with large wall mirror
  • Magnifying mirror
  • Hair dryer
  • Extra hangers in the wardrobe
  • Iron & ironing board

Extra hangers, yo! This is too good to be true.

Clearly, women be shoppin’! Women be bathin’! Women be keepin’ their clothes pressed and wrinkle free!

Personally, I would have been more interested in the speed of the hotel’s wireless network or their proximity to public transportation. Though I was pretty psyched about the bathrobe.